Bill Belichick – HO!

Going into the 2009-2010 season, now's the time to look back at what's happened since the Super Bowl. The Patriots made some key veteran signings, had a few interesting trades, the retirement of Rodney Harrison, and so on. All of these are certainly important and will have major effects on the franchise in the months to come. But there's this one aspect of the offseason, I just can't get it out of my head. It really has been nagging me since the draft, like a toothache, but worse. I'm aware that this was already common knowledge, but this offseason really showed that Al Davis, owner of the Oakland Raiders, is ****ing crazy. And Bill Belichick is on a mission to prove it, not just to everyone else, but also to Al himself.

We'll return to Bill's involvement in this shortly. But first, just as a friendly reminder, Al Davis used the 7th overall pick of the draft to take Darrius Heyward-Bay, wide receiver out of Maryland. To be nice, we'll call this one a "head-scratcher" of a pick, since he skipped two highly regarded picks in Michael Crabtree and Jeremy Maclin, and instead of trading down to get more value from his position, simply took the man with the fastest 40 time with a high pick. He was still projected to go in the second round, maybe low first at best, so we can say, "OK Al, you got your patented crazy move of the year, let's keep this draft moving."

Well after some trading around with picks, the next choice the Raiders made was Mike Mitchell, safety out of Ohio. Now, I'm not saying that guys like Mel Kiper and Todd McShay know more about drafting than some of these General Managers, because they don't. But when ESPN hasn't even gone to the trouble of collecting footage of a player, because Mel and Todd didn't think he was even draftable, either Davis has some amazing scouts, or he's lost it. Typically, I'm a big proponent of franchises not listening to the commentators, but in this rare instance, the Raiders probably would have been better off just taking the next best player on Mel's Big Board (also known as "The Detroit Lions Approach to Drafting.")

Al's always been a little "hands-on" for an owner, and I can understand why he thinks he can be. He's been a true staple in football for almost half a century. But Al, you're 80. You've successfully scared off good coaches like Mike Shanahan and Jon Gruden, plus, I somehow doubt Lane Kiffen was any worse than Tom Cable. You overpaid Javon Walker, an injury prone wide out who walked around Oakland with too much bling on, and got the hell beat out of him, because someone failed to tell Javon that downtown Oakland isn't quite like downtown Green Bay or Denver. Whoops.

What do Al Davis' frequent missteps have to do with Belichick? Bill is on an honest-to-God mission to show Al just how bad a job he is doing. For the last few years, he has just loved picking up Oakland players that Davis had given up on, and trying to prove that they can play well. The Randy Moss trade speaks for itself. But in case it doesn't you've been in a coma for the last two years: Al Davis traded 1st and 7th round picks, as well as linebacker Napoleon Harris to the Vikings for Moss in 2005. Two subpar seasons later, Davis thought he was dumping an over-the-hill receiver off on the Patriots for a 4th round draft pick. Randy scored 23 TD's that following season with New England (more than twice the combined total he had over two seasons with the Raiders) and racked up just under 1,500 yards (he had just 553 the season prior). That's the most obvious example of Bill using a former Raider to make Al look bad.

In 2008, the Raiders released Lamont Jordan, who, again, Davis thought was useless. In New England's committee backfield last season, he averaged 4.5 yards per carry, and got 4 touchdowns on just 80 touches. Not feature-back worthy, but certainly useful. We traded to get receiver Doug Gabriel, and while it didn't work out too well (no help to there being no other capable wide receivers that year), Bill's penchant for Raiders has not diminished. Derrick Burgess and Andrew Walter are the newest additions, and while filling a major need at outside linebacker, Burgess has the potential to really show Davis that he needs to get his act together. Burgess had 35 sacks between 2005-2007, and, despite being on one of the league's worst teams, made the Pro Bowl twice. But Burgess wanted out of the Al Davis system, and the Pats got him on a discount. And should Walter ever be needed, Belichick is surely working on just how to make Davis realize that he and Randy Moss were more than capable of scoring touchdowns when both were wearing black and silver.

Add to this the trade made with the Raiders for straight draft picks, as we grabbed back-to-back picks to take defensive tackle Ron Brace and corner back Darius Butler. With that trade down, the Raiders took the safety Mitchell. Since we had the pick IMMEDIATELY after the Raiders would-be selection, the Patriots showed pretty significant interest in beating the Raiders to their next pick. I wonder if Davis will look back on Mitchell's career of having good 40's but sloppy tackles, and compare that with Brace's seasons of eating people whole, and wonder if he was right to trade down.

We've heard many times that Belichick is a rabid fan of football history, hence why he gave Doug Flutie the chance to make that now-famous (though completely inconsequential) drop-kick. As a student of the game, Belichick is more than aware of the contributions Davis has made to the NFL. And that would explain why he wants to make Davis look bad, so Al hangs it up before embarrassing himself even more.

And yes, he has done a lot for this game, though that's easy to forget lately. Al Davis was the first Raiders coach to have a winning season in 1963, his rookie campaign. Since transitioning to being owner/general manager in 1967, the Raiders have won their division 13 times, won 3 Super Bowls and 1 AFL Championship, as well as made them one of two teams to be in a Super Bowl in 4 different decades. Davis hired the first Latino coach (Tom Flores) in 1979, the second African American coach (Art Shell) in 1989, and made Amy Trask president of the Raiders, the highest position a woman had ever held in the NFL.

Al Davis should be remembered as a major part of this league. But for the better part of this decade, Al Davis has been a joke, impatiently firing coaches, overpaying players, and annoying the hell out of said players and coaches with his constant meddling. Instead of being remembered for his contributions and making the Raiders a team to beat, he's becoming a villain to his own fans by turning the Raiders into a joke. This is how I will remember Davis:

As Mumm-Ra from the Thundercats. A spell-casting villain, able to extend his own lifetime, yet unable to beat a bunch of kitties. That sounds, and looks, like Al Davis to me. Davis is adamant that he will not retire until the Raiders win two more Super Bowls, or he dies. Well Oakland, at least you can look forward to more draft picks like speedy Darrius Heyward-Bay and fatty JaMarcus Russell for the next 50 years. Just pray that Bill Belichick, the man you all despise for the so-called “Snow Job,” can be your Lion-O and convince Al Davis to hang it up before Oakland becomes the second team to go 0-16.